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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
by Anonymous

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

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Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous

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A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb

You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb

All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb

We Can Do It!
- WW II US Government Poster

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb

See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)

No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous

Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge,
but he who hates correction is stupid.
- Anonymous

To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
- Anonymous (attributed to Bill Wilson, Brandi Snyder and others)

Good things come in small packages.
- old proverb

No pain, no gain.
- Anonymous

Whatever it takes.
- Anonymous

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
- Anonymous

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous

Fall seven times, stand up eight.
- Japanese Proverb

Letting go doesn't mean giving up...
it means moving on.
- Anonymous

Habits are cobwebs at first, cables at last.
- Chinese proverb

Follow your own star.
- Anonymous

You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
- old proverb often attributed to David Lloyd George

Everyone is wise, until he speaks.
- Irish proverb

Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
- Anonymous

Experience is the best teacher.
- Proverb

We hate in others what we most fear in ourselves.
- Anonymous

If not us, who, if not now, when?
- Anonymous

Failing to plan is planning to fail.
- Anonymous

Life is a choice.
- Anonymous

It is amazing how much you can accomplish
when it doesn't matter who gets the credit.
- Anonymous

The best things in life are free.
- Anonymous

Love is saying "I feel differently,"
instead of "You're wrong."
- Anonymous

Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
- Arabian Proverb

A man's good name is his best monument
- from an old churchyard at Lockerbie, Scotland

Don't quit.
- Anonymous

If you want to be incrementally better: Be competitive.
If you want to be exponentially better: Be cooperative.
- Anonymous

Believe in yourself.
- Anonymous

Everything is not as it appears to be.
- Proverb

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
- Native American Proverb

Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous

Be happy for this moment.
This moment is your life.
- Anonymous

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
- Anonymous

It is darkest just before the dawn.
- Proverb

A life lived in fear is a life half lived.
- Anonymous

The winds of grace are always blowing;
all we need to do is raise our sails.
- Anonymous

A closed mind is like a closed book;
just a block of wood.
- Chinese proverb

There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
- Anonymous

There is no truth, only human opinion.
- Anonymous

It takes years to build up trust,
and only seconds to destroy it.
- Anonymous

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
- Chinese Proverb

Necessity is the mother of invention.
- Proverb

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

Keep the Faith.
- Anonymous

Comparisons are odious.
- old English Proverb

Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous

May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous

Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous

The beginning of wisdom is to
call things by their right names.
- Chinese proverb

You can, when you believe you can.
- Anonymous

To dream of the person you would like to be
is to waste the person you are.
- Anonymous

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