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Lea DeLaria Quote of the Day

Welcome to these Lea DeLaria Quotes of the Day from my large collection of positive, romantic, and funny quotes.

Straight girls like me.
They flirt with me to get whatever they want.
Of course it works.
- Lea DeLaria

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions.
Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable
over the most ridiculous thing.
It's a girl thing.
- Lea DeLaria

As a standup, I try to change the world.
As an entertainer, I try to entertain.
And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
- Lea DeLaria

I tend to like very bitchy women.
I find myself most attracted to smart,
sarcastic, bitchy women.
- Lea DeLaria

 

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself.
I made my choice a million years ago.
- Lea DeLaria

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality?
It's not like the Easter Bunny,
your belief isn't necessary.
- Lea DeLaria

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian,
because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
- Lea DeLaria


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I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe,
coming from a straight white man.
What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs?
Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!
- Lea DeLaria

All you have to do is look straight and see the road,
and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk.
- Ayn Rand

Never bend your head. Always hold it high.
Look the world straight in the eye.
- Helen Keller

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted,
every hill and mountain shall be made low,
the rough places will be made straight
and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed
and all flesh shall see it together.
- Martin Luther King, Jr. PHOTO

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Phyllis Diller

It's called a pen.
It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
- Dale Dauten

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true.
It's just learning not to take the first no.
And if you can't go straight ahead, you go around the corner.
- Cher

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government -
he promised Dad he'd go straight.
- John F. Kennedy

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
- W. C. Fields

Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours,
I must look her straight in the eyes.
- Prince Charles

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid.
They take drugs.
They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life.
I just played it straight.
- Bobby Vinton

I'm actually a pretty decent human being,
and when I'm home I'm straight as an arrow.
- Kid Rock

I hate straight singing.
I have to change a tune to my own way of doing it.
That's all I know.
- Billie Holiday

I tried college for three months but I was desperately unhappy.
I just wanted to perform.
I was getting straight As but I had no friends and cried every day.
- Keira Knightley

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye
that you could have put more into it,
could have let yourself go and dug harder.
- Emily Carr

I was not an outstanding student.
I did a reasonable amount of work.
I got generally good - pretty good grades,
but I was not that passionate about getting straight A's.
- Steve Case

No one in their right mind can say to me with a straight
face that the Patriot Act has not aggregated the Fourth Amendment.
- Peter Camejo

I would rather have been shot straight-up in cold blood-but
to be set up? By people who you trusted? That's bad.
- Tupac Shakur

I was stuck with looking like a girl.
As soon as I got out of music it was straight off to the hairdressers.
- Adam Rickitt

I did not think much what I was writing them for,
except that I knew I wanted my next novel to be in
some less conventional form than straight narrative.
- Nicholas Mosley

Acting is fantastic, but to be able to create a whole
world on celluloid is amazing.
It's like taking your dreams straight from your head
and projecting them onto a screen.
- Amber Benson

The straight line is ungodly.
- Friedensreich Hundertwasser

The Republican National Committee hired me,
and they hired me because they wanted someone who could
look members straight in the eye and tell them the truth.
- Frank Luntz

The gay community just recognizes what their closets
are and we straight have to spend years trying to figure
out which closet we are trapped in.
- Judith Light

I am a really bad test taker.
I can get straight As in school, but I get nervous on test.
- Mary-Kate Olsen

As soon as one project is finished I like to go straight on to something else.
- Marc Almond

I want to be able, as days go by, always to look myself straight in the eye.
- Edgar Guest

If we can't face death, we'll never overcome it.
You have to look it straight in the eye.
Then you can turn around and walk back out into the light.
- Maya Lin

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path,
which is good because it prevents VD.
- Joe Rogan

You see through love, and that deludes your sight,
As what is straight seems crooked through the water.
- John Dryden

There are many crooked lines and one straight line.
Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line?
Truth is always the shortest distance between two points.
- Sun Myung Moon

You don't have to be straight to be in the military;
you just have to be able to shoot straight.
- Barry Goldwater

What is a good performance? It lies in the hands and head of a performer...
the shortest way between two people is not a straight line.
- Earle Brown

My parents had very high expectations.
They expected me to get straight A's from the time I was in kindergarten.
- Amy Tan

I played a lot of real normal, straight sessions.
- Warren Zevon

Queer Eye is a makeover show, meant to help our straight brethren.
- Kyan Douglas

The other inmates stand in a long straight line,
flanked by guards, and I am dragged past them.
I do not respect them, because they will not run -
will not try to escape.
- Jack Henry Abbott

Good things happen when you get your priorities straight.
- Scott Caan

When I was straight, I had the courage and energy to become an actress.
I owe my career to my will to stop using.
- Kirstie Alley

I'm just a bleeping maniac in straight clothing.
There's no reason to dress my monster up.
- Glenn Frey

We took a straight course up the great snow ridge.
- Hudson Stuck

If time is money, it seems moral to save time,
above all one's own, and such parsimony is excused
by consideration for others.
One is straight-forward.
- Theodor Adorno

It's no good being great in something that goes straight to video.
- Tom Wilkinson

You should look straight at a film; that's the only way to see one.
Film is not the art of scholars but of illiterates.
- Werner Herzog

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective.
- Andre Gide

Because a lot of straight people think I'm nuts.
- Pia Zadora

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies.
I think that's the record.
- Dylan Thomas

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of,
nothing straight can be fashioned.
- Immanuel Kant

Genius is the talent for seeing things straight.
- Maude Adams

My dad is a really honest, hardworking,
straight guy.
- Joe Lando

A straight oar looks bent in the water.
What matters is not merely that we see things but how we see them.
- Michel de Montaigne

I'll quit coffee.
It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight,
but I'll get used to it.
It'll still be the best part of waking up.
- Megan Mullally

Beauty, sweet love, is like the morning dew,
Whose short refresh upon tender green,
Cheers for a time, but till the sun doth show And straight is gone,
as it had never been.
- Samuel Daniel

I hadn't done just a straight-out comedy in a long time,
just letting an ensemble do really good character acting,
having them carry the movie as in my earlier pictures.
- Brian De Palma

Now I'm starting, relatively, to think straight again.
I live one day at a time, one hour at a time.
What makes it all worthwhile is my children.
- Paula Yates

Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is
made nothing entirely straight can be carved.
- Immanuel Kant

I didn't go to college, I went straight from high school
to working on I'll Fly Away,
I was very, very lucky.
- Jeremy London

People can put their best poems straight onto the web.
- Roger McGough

Stand straight, walk proud, have a little faith.
- Garth Brooks

I wanted to shoot straight, mainstream,
somehow off-beat.
Not only realistic West, which is quite unfamiliar
to the world's population -
even to a lot of Americans.
- Ang Lee

I see my role in the Bonzos as being the straight man,
in many ways.
- Neil Innes

This fear of the Lord is indeed the beginning of wisdom.
This consciousness of sin is the straight pathway to heaven.
- Joseph Barber Lightfoot

Tequila.
Straight.
There's a real polite drink.
You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down.
Then you know you've reached your limit.
- Lee Marvin

Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first.
That's a very interesting concept.
- Harvey Korman


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