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I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
by Anonymous

I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous

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We Can Do It!
- WW II US Government Poster

No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb

He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb

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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
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You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous

A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous

All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous

Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous

Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Practice makes perfect.
- Anonymous

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

True love has no limits.
- Anonymous

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed,
easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
- Proverb

You can do anything you put your mind to.
- Anonymous

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland

Time flies.
- Anonymous

Actions speak louder than words.
- Proverb

Know When To Be Done.
- Anonymous

March to the beat of your own drum.
- Proverb

To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
- Anonymous (attributed to Bill Wilson, Brandi Snyder and others)

In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail.
- Anonymous

Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
- Arabian Proverb

It is darkest just before the dawn.
- Proverb

Many hands make light work.
- Proverb

If there is a will, there is a way.
- Anonymous

Every dog has his day.
- Proverb

All's well that ends well.
- Proverb (and title of a Shakespeare play)

Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
- Anonymous

I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand.
- Chinese proverb

Don't quit.
- Anonymous

You can, when you believe you can.
- Anonymous

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
- Anonymous

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

A closed mind is like a closed book;
just a block of wood.
- Chinese proverb

Failing to plan is planning to fail.
- Anonymous

He who hesitates is lost.
- Proverb

Behind an able man there are always other able men.
- Chinese proverb

Don't Limit Your Challenges... Challenge Your Limits.
- Anonymous

We hate in others what we most fear in ourselves.
- Anonymous

Whatever it takes.
- Anonymous

Comparisons are odious.
- old English Proverb

Never quit.
- Anonymous

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
- Buddhist Proverb

Keep the Faith.
- Anonymous

Great oaks from little acorns grow.
- Proverb

The best relationship is one in which
your love for each other
exceeds your need for each other.
- Anonymous

To dream of the person you would like to be
is to waste the person you are.
- Anonymous

Strike while the iron is hot.
- Proverb

No pain, no gain.
- Anonymous

Never stop dreaming.
- Anonymous

A wise man hears one word and understands two.
- Yiddish Proverb

Smile, and the world smiles with you.
- Anonymous

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous

The sun WILL come up tomorrow.
- Anonymous

There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
- Anonymous

Good things come in small packages.
- old proverb

A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
together forever and never apart,
maybe in distance, but never in heart.
- Anonymous

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