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This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers. ...
by Bridget Jones

This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary (2001)

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I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

May we so love as never to have occasion
to repent of our love!
- Henry David Thoreau

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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Determine never to be idle.
No person will have occasion to complain
of the want of time who never loses any.
It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
- Thomas Jefferson

Start living now.
Stop saving the good china
for that special occasion.
Stop withholding your love
until that special person materializes.
Every day you are alive is a special occasion.
Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.
- Mary Manin Morrissey

Let us celebrate the occasion
with wine and sweet words.
- Plautus

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present.
The occasion is piled high with difficulty,
and we must rise with the occasion.
As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew.
- Abraham Lincoln

Follow what you are genuinely passionate about
and let that guide you to your destination.
- Diane Sawyer

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors.
I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and
am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
- Winston Churchill

In my own deepening understanding of myself
I find my capacity to serve others is deepened as well.
The better I am at self-care
the more genuinely nurturing of others I am able to be.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The people of the world genuinely want peace.
Some day the leaders of the world are going to
have to give in and give it to them.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

What lies behind us and what lies before us
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world is moved along, not only
by the mighty shoves of its heroes,
but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes
of each honest worker.
- Helen Keller

Whatever you want in life, start today.
Not tomorrow - today.
Let it be a small beginning - a tiny beginning.
Your happiness depends on starting today - every day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain

Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

A person with a new idea is
a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Mark Twain

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon

Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

One day Alice came to a fork in the road
and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
His responses was a question: "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll

Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole

An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes

Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
- Ogden Nash

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
- Stephen Hawking

Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.
- Winston Churchill

I refuse to answer that question
on the grounds that I don't know the answer
- Douglas Adams

All diseases run into one - old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man
take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent.
- Socrates

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant

Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
- Charles M. Schulz

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
- Germaine Greer

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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie