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Doctors Quote of the Day

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He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb

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I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights.
Decisions ought to be made by doctors,
not accountants.
- Charles Schumer

I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated
in the bottom half of their classes.
- Al McGuire

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up.
You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who
claim they are treating pregnant men.
- Isaac Asimov

 

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next
world than even we generals.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
- Dizzy Dean

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
- Martha Beck


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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome;
if you believe the theologians,
nothing is innocent; if you believe the military,
nothing is safe.
- Lord Salisbury

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the
most exquisite form of torture ever known to man:
survival.
- Edward Everett Hale

Doctors are just the same as lawyers;
the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

I got the bill for my surgery.
Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
- James H. Boren

Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family
medicine doesn't have any procedures.
- David Jones

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions.
I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
- Zoe Saldana

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives,
but still hidden from the public, is that most things
get better by themselves;
most things,
in fact, are better in the morning.
- Lewis Thomas

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
- Cass Canfield

As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology,
but they find the cost prohibitive.
- Nathan Deal

America has the best doctors, the best nurses,
the best hospitals, the best medical technology,
the best medical breakthrough medicines in the world.
There is absolutely no reason we should not have in
this country the best health care in the world.
- Bill Frist

There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason
that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers;
not enough women have the time for careers.
- Dorothy Fields

We like security: we like the pope to be infallible in matters of faith,
and grave doctors to be so in moral questions so that we can feel reassured.
- Blaise Pascal

Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated
in the bottom half of their class.
- Al McGuire

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference
is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

I found collaborating with congenial doctors about
problems that physicists could help solve was very satisfying.
I also like educating anybody who would listen!
- John Cameron

The general public thinks all little people are in circuses or sideshows.
We have doctors, nurses, just about every field covered.
- Billy Barty

In all modesty, we must admit that governments are
not always the best doctors when it comes to diagnosing
economic ailments and prescribing the right treatment.
- Kim Campbell

There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic
reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?
- Phyllis Diller

If they take their children to doctors,
they believe they are putting their faith in man instead of in God.
- Bob Bartlett

When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious.
When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia,
he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors.
- Martin H. Fischer

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet,
Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
- Jonathan Swift

Have a hand in your own treatment.
I have nothing but praise for our doctors,
but I think they could help us better,
and we can help them if we work together.
- Mary Ann Mobley

Two young doctors - one from Harvard and the other from Dartmouth -
invited me to go to Mecca in my husband's stead.
And that is what helped put me back on track.
- Betty Shabazz

Don't you know this, that words are doctors to a diseased temperment?
- Aeschylus

I always made a point of telling the doctors I was sane,
and asking to be released, but the more I endeavored
to assure them of my sanity,
the more they doubted it.
- Nellie Bly

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- George Carlin

But I think doctors have always been either honest or dishonest.
- Leonard Baskin

The south produced statesmen and soldiers,
planters and doctors and lawyers and poets,
but certainly no engineers and mechanics.
Let Yankees adopt such low callings.
- Margaret Mitchell

Among doctors in general, I think more than half support what I'm doing.
- Jack Kevorkian

Oh there are lots of doctors and medical professionals
out there who buy my devices at whole sale price.
- Alex Chiu

Medical physicists work in cooperation with doctors.
A few medical physicists devote their time to research and teaching.
A few get involved with administrative duties.
- John Cameron

The only difference between doctors and lawyers is
that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you,
too.
- Anton Chekhov

Both my parents were doctors, and my mother had her surgery in the house.
There were six children.
- Diane Cilento

America's doctors, nurses and medical researchers are the best in the world,
but our health care system is broken.
- Mike Ferguson

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old.
I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old.
If you've got both, you can play baseball.
- Pete Rose

My bones are as hard as a rock.
Every time I have a biopsy, the doctors are doing hand exercises a week,
ten days out.
- Don Baylor

I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.
- G. M. Trevelyan

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9
out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
- Jay Leno

Many of us have been conditioned to trust others' opinions
more than our own, and I believe that sort of trust is excessive.
This is especially true with regard to authority figures -
doctors, lawyers, priests. I trust my doctor's intentions toward me,
but I don't blindly follow his suggestions
without checking other sources also.
He was trained to prescribe a pill for everything,
and does it with the best of intentions,
but I often choose to trust God's quiet voice inside me
rather than my doctor's medical advice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The doctors say it dates back to a film where I had
these huge prosthetic breasts because my character was breast-feeding.
The weight of them, and of the baby,
did my back in.
- Anna Friel

On December 17, 1984, I had surgery to remove two inches
of my left lung due to pneumonia.
After two hours of surgery the doctors told my mother I had AIDS.
- Ryan White

I'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending.
- Sherry Stringfield

In this case they're doctors.
But having passion for your work and to take risks
in order to better human kind.
That's a pretty big theme.
It's pretty inspiring.
- Mary Stuart Masterson

I'd call it a new version of voodoo economics,
but I'm afraid that would give witch doctors a bad name.
- Geraldine Ferraro

We wouldn't think of going to our doctor and saying
'Treat me the way doctors treated people in the 19th Century',
and yet that's what we're demanding in food production.
- Nina Fedoroff

Team doctors' jobs those days were to keep you on the field.
- Merlin Olsen

You know, in playing a role like this,
you really want to get it right, because this is a
person who was revered by so many doctors,
women doctors especially.
- Mary Stuart Masterson

Sometimes it's said that psychiatrists are doctors
who are frightened by the sight of blood.
I might have fallen into that category.
- Robert Jay Lifton

When the doctors came they said she had died of heart disease -
of joy that kills.
- Kate Chopin

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down -
but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors
so let's all have another round.
- Willie Nelson

I have seen doctors, in good faith, leave patients on steroids for years,
thinking they are doing right.
A friend of mine was on steroids for so long,
she has severe osteoporosis.
- Mary Ann Mobley

When Medicare was created for senior citizens and America 's disabled in 1965,
about half of a senior's health care spending was on
doctors and the other half on hospitals.
- Dennis Hastert

Three of my children are medical doctors,
they know at least a hundred times as much about your
body as my grandfather knew,
but they don't know much more about soul than he did.
- John Templeton

There were symptoms that I saw, and though I went to
many doctors and had many tests,
no one diagnosed MS.
- Teri Garr

It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors,
lawyers and cops.
Teachers are something completely different.
I think it makes for very interesting television.
- Chi McBride

Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration,
especially those in country districts,
contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died of it.
- Charles Jules Henry Nicole

Who shall decide when doctors disagree,
And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me?
- Alexander Pope

The great doctors all got their education off dirt pavements and poverty -
not marble floors and foundations.
- Martin H. Fischer

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have
the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.
- Gary Busey

We have the greatest hospitals, doctors,
and medical technology in the world -
we need to make them accessible to every American.
- Barbara Boxer

Drugs are in every walk of life - doctors,
lawyers, preachers, the guy who works for IBM,
teenagers on the street, teenagers in school.
- Smokey Robinson

Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The German Doctors say that persons sensible of harmony
have one sense more than others.
- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I took anatomy classes.
I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists.
I did the whole thing before using myself as a human guinea pig.
- Marilu Henner


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